

Don't You?“Go get ‘em, Michigan.” -Gen. Dwight Eisenhower.Don't You?
The air fills with the gentle thud Of boots on sand. You’re coming ashore. Months of planning have come to this. Then an ominous crack penetrates the atmosphere. Your best buddy just got it in the back, Didn’t he? You grew up with him, and now he’s just a crumpled corpse On a little French beach. More and more fall as the gently lapping waters are stained red. You want to go home, Don’t you? You wish you had never come out here, Don’t you? You feel like you can’t go on, Don’t you?


Saint Patrick's DayPLEASE NOTE: I AM IRISH. THIS IS SELF-PARODY, NOT BLATANT STEREOTYPING.Saint Patrick's Day
Hear the sound of the spilling beer; Ah, the splashing is music to my ears. I fear There’s nobody who’s sober here. Designated drivers moan, As they wish that they all could just go home, Alone, And call their counselors on the phone.
Chorus: I beg to drink a draft that fogs up my eyes, Then I’ll go streaking with the rest of the guys... St. Patrick’s Day!
Hear the vomit hit the ground; Must admit, it’s a satisfying sound. I’ve found The Guiness is worth ev


Stacy's DadStacy's dad is really, really mad... Stacy's dad is really, really mad... Stacy, I've just called to say goodbye (Say goodbye) Oh, and I changed my name To George McFly-y-y-y-y. (George McFly) Last night your dad tried to shoot me dead (Shoot me dead) I'm not entirely sure He missed my he-e-e-e-ead. (Missed my head) Oh, I'm leavin' town and changing my identity; I'm all shook up quite understandably. Oy! Stacy's dad is really, really mad, It really pissed him off when I placed a pers'nal ad; Stacy can't you see that he's got an RPG, I'vStacy's Dad
This is Tom btw, and Tony says Hi, and just one more thing,
Say "Super Jesus" to Harrison for me, lol.
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The best advice I can give you is to do what feels right, even if it involves a bottle of nitroglycerine labeled "Orange Juice - Shake Well."
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todayagoatSTALKEDme!
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I wish my lawn was emo. . so it could cut itself!
what did you want on your avatar again?
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todayagoatSTALKEDme!
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I wish my lawn was emo. . so it could cut itself!
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todayagoatSTALKEDme!
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I wish my lawn was emo. . so it could cut itself!
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"That rug really tied the room together."
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todayagoatSTALKEDme!
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I wish my lawn was emo. . so it could cut itself!
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todayagoatSTALKEDme!
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I wish my lawn was emo. . so it could cut itself!
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